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Q297: "If Bruce Willis Nordic walking" or "When is a man a man?"

early January is announced for years Crunch Time . That is, American Football - NFL playoffs. Must for real men . For real men? More on this later.

must event called Champions Sports Bar at the Marriott, Play-Offs watch live on ESPN, burgers and beer. Last Sunday 19:00 clock. Dr. Jones, Harry-get-even-by-the-wagon (aka the driver) and I have an appointment. Chrunch brunch instead. Since timeliness is paramount. Whoever comes too late and missed the kick-off must pay the short straw and has to . For us it is permanent only in the distribution of ass cards.

Already at 18:15 go. SMS from the chauffeur: " are already there and heat up the mood! "What does that already? Short rectangle via SMS: "I thought you are driving to the cart and pick me up? "Answer:" Only if Derrick is in your ID card! Bauehh ... "shit officials. Well leave, off to Batmobile and Gotham City in the fog towards Vienna.

at 18:59 I go into the sports bar. Prussian spiked helmet hello. The small children stay at home today. Because unlike the old boys' breakfast ( Q292), you go look at the crunch time to talk football and stupid. In addition, there's no rabbit in the sports bar, apart from those that you have to drink well. So the beauty of the second look.

first official act: A short check of the team's formation . Dr. Jones and the driver are there. Wagman has a Tupperware party and must take care of the ironing board , the Rapidler announced the appointment birth of baby No. 2. That is the next old boys breakfast can access the Green in the solid. This Pharisees !

Dr. Jones is sitting with beer and nachos , the chauffeur-lemon soda and puffed rice . " shit lifted hundat-tswansgg pounds, am on Dieet! Net redn Deppat! "Ned redn Deppat? It's like: Think " not green at the frog! "what you think then. Right. The green frog .

diet? Issa Deppat? Chrunch means burgers and beer, nachos and beer, and beer Taccos. And to round out it's pancakes with maple syrup. 17 500 calories, the diet can start after the Super Bowl. I start with burgers and beer and pick me talk Deppat for later.

The game is pretty much on one side and the NFL Quiz available in the commercial breaks her anything. Dr. Jones checked out via the WWW iPhone and we play our own quiz. time to talk Deppat and sprinkle salt into the wounds.

" Hey, Grossa. Wia desolate because aunehma "

" Nau jau. Spuart, kaan alcohol and weniga Essn! Mitn alcohol faung i aun, in two Fahse kummt draun daun Spuart "

" Spuart, schää. Wöcha Spuart?

"Nau jau. Radln, Tschoggn and Wokn . "

Walken? If the walking said? I swallowed and spit the half Burger on the table. I roll my eyes and wait for the thing the Dr. Jones supports me speak at Deppat. And what does he say? "Woo look so Deppat. Wokn gaunz damage is a. Believes the ma goa net! "He says this with a fervor that sends cold shivers down the spine.

Waaaaas? This is pretty clean? Is the the Sand Play the grave of Pharaoh plate fell on the head? Walken goes in? Rent at the box office Billa goes in. What about brushing your teeth and make ice cubes? This is then not pure. But walking? Walking with ski poles abrasive?

Walking with sticks was invented at a major ski manufacturer allegedly because the ski camp is burnt and then knew not what to do with the unnecessary Steckerln. As the marketing department has done a good job.

The next few hours, the two verbally tarred and feathered . Will never be the word with "w" mention. Herbert Gröne Mayer reminds me. " When is a man a man? "

Please Can anyone imagine how Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone with sticks through Central Park sip? Or, as Mr. T in the shop buys the sticks? "Hey the plug fits comfortably in your hand. Can I use it to tickle even a dictator to death? " So, when is a man a man?

The W's theme is water under the bridge as three beauties at first glance enter the sports bar. The driver pulls in his stomach , Dr. Jones combs the apex , I sit down properly so I WOULD like 1.80m . Shit, none of us has a baby carriage filled it ( Q292).

We now play jury. " 90-65 - 90" - "Schwochsinn, mindestns 105, kane Fünfazwanzgg" - "blue Schänee AUGNE! "

dive three minutes later on the bodyguards of beauty and it's called Game Over. The driver can now belly his belly, Dr. Jones craps on his head, and I shrink again to 1.69 m.

men are so dependent . Whether they stroll through the Prater with sticks or not.