How Can I Wear A Pearl Tampon

Q299: "Steirabluad is Nudlsuppn ka" or "Why I Hate Michael J. Fox '

Last Sunday, Crunch Time ( Q297). I'll miss the kick-off. The Batmobile will not start, the BatBatterie has departed this life. Does the silver arrow (aka Renault Scenic, family car) change. Quarter past nineteen I entered the Championsbar. Dr. Jones and the driver are already in Polonaisestimmung . The coyotes have already pre-fired. Ready to rumble.

skewered mini-burgers, Maxi-Burger, fries and a bottle of red Zwickl a wine master the table. My finger on the bottle replies with the taxi driver: " Waor heid at Heirigs - i Waun now a Bia tringg down-wire Wed bridle!" - "Woo is mitn aunehma ( Q297 )" - "Bin voi here, last Wochner alcohol de kan kan Wochner Spuart! Voi in the plan. "

A look through the bar confirmed the expected: surplus of men. The traditional Kicker Rankings has no type of "world class "on, not even" International class "here. Well, maybe later.

We ring a round 2 with Miller, as is suddenly Wagman at the table and grins: " Grias custody, it Pfeiffn. Woater it scho imma Sun schiach? Long nimma Gseng! "He is right of the Sweatman. Since a woman has mercy on him, he makes only to Romeo and Juliet . When leaving the home to go to work only in order to do the shopping or take the garbage down. He immediately occurs to me verbally in the eggs : "He Zweagenkenig WOAST on Bjutiualaub in Ungaan and host the streckn Lossner? I picked gwusst daas because Harry is blad, oba dast you a scho thou art a Fettsogg. Meina Söö! "The Bloodhound Gang

eyes the boar. The voltage increases. Which of the dog pisses him first to his leg? It is Dr. Jones revenge of the low blow to the alpha male : "Are you still Woo you do? Is the Lädneidschopping Hofer the long night of landfills dast, wegga Deaf by daham? " Late-night shopping at the Hofer ? Baueeeehhh that pulls. Even the table next to us from slapping high-five terms. Wagman can barely hold back the tears. He can sit still with us.

Once the women understand has been left out all the old boys' meeting ( Q292) ("Hob vaschprochn my Schatzii that ..."), so we gave him removed from the Member ID card. Apparently he now wants to have the coveted cloth again.

After half an eternity in which we send Wagman verbally through the hell is all good again and the hetero must pay the next round. Apparently he has a bladder problem . Runs every 10 minutes on the double zero. If the bladder is a dwarf or sent the SMS from Love ceramic chair ?

Wagman just ordered his x-th Miller as I bring the ball rolling. "He Derrick Wizard, how does it look like? boggsn go I go with? "The driver is immediately hooked . " am in the process of Woide i eh scho imma tuan! Bissal Schparring, bissal Schpringschnuaschpringa. "

The archaeologist will participate :" Take with mid "-" Di mitnehma? Oida, please. Tschouns, is the waus füa Männa. You rinsing suachn weida in Saundkosten and Stana tua! "What follows is a DDoS attack on our frontal lobe. The quatscht 5 minutes continuously forward to. We ignore him and place the kicker rankings present Hennen on. The counter bitch is now slipped to second place. The new number one gets from me a "world class ," the driver sees only the " expanded group," Vote with Wagman not because he has a moral obligation to his treasure. Dr. Jones, usually the first to keep the score boards in the higher power on offense.

After countless "Take mi with? "attempts to bounce off our frontal lobes, and also Einschleimerei in the form of free-Miller does not help, Jones reaches for the Swiss army knife in terms of" I am the greatest! "and leaves a McFly launched.

" Scheinboa're a cowardly pig (aka McFly) and dare the net. Host Aungst the di ana breaded with schparring? "That's net. It's always about who is the strongest , who is the fastest , who is the bravest who has the greatest. Dr. Jones knows that there is only one. Nevertheless, he does precisely this

Jones who the fish cleaning verreißt the cross. With: " Tschounes, ka problem. With dia schparr i Jeda time! , "I take the McFly.

" Haund it. 5 rounds, á 3 Minutn with head protection! , "barks the archaeologist on the table," infinite Schmeazn wiast hom! "We submit to us the paw and seal the match with a score for number 1:" Schiache Nosn, maximum in view . The driver agrees, in my corner with the to wachln towel. Immediately, the roles. I'm Rocky Balboa , Jones is Ivan Drago .

The next ten minutes, gives a lecture on Jones jab, hand percussion, Upper-Cut, Jab , liver hooks and short ribs. We also learn that he was in his youth Styrian runner in the class up to 71kg. Styrian runner! Could you imagine? Styrian runner.

While Dr. Jones step and punch combinations performed at the bar, I curse the type of the script for "Back to the Future" written and created McFly added.

I also ask myself as I come back from this shit out. But that is another story.