Monday, March 7, 2011

How Does A Puppy Get Pneumonia

Q316: As I said the Churchill

am today the first day in office, 10 days sick with flu Flubbergeräuschen and the left lung. On Friday, my doctor told me my training plan verklickert for the next 3 weeks.

not even think I should do. 3 weeks no skipping rope, no boxing gloves, no head protection . No effort in the fresh air. " Walken being allowed! , "he said. Walken? Since it was ( Q297) was?

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Changing O Rings On Jt Tac 5 Recon

Q315: Ihrrrr have abäääär schäääääne Augääään!

Yesterday was again flay the knacker-Hannes ( Q313 ) announced. To reward for the grind (so, to me, not for the knacker-Hannah), I've indulged myself today in the morning a breakfast at the bakery experience.

experience is the whole thing because you can watch it by the baker at the bake disc. And what can I say? That was an experience!

07:30 - I walk into the bakery. The baker bakes behind the glass, the counter force croissants sold behind the counter. After a coffee house is connected, has prompted Servierkörper . close to the accent ... ... mhhhh Siberia. " Bitttäääschäään. What can I bringäääääään ihnäääääään? "

Today is also a man there. Judging from the coat another Servierpinguin . The emphasis from ... to ... mhhh Siberia. " Ihrrrr have abäääär schäääääne Augääään! "Volle Kanne anbraterei for the grouse. All have a great time. All ? No, I am of course not. If I hate one, then wait for that! Me not to notice. I would understand if the hut was full packed . But so? Besides me there is still occupied a table.

I think to myself: "Well . Then we will stop once the time as long as the need to one, or one who shows up at me. "throw my Polar-Super-stop time to iron . After the Siberian 4min.50sek penguin disappears to the counter and told the bar hen what her schääääne Augäään . If the would look into my eyes then would immediately drop dead, so I'm loaded. After 7min.30sek its enough. I interrupt the lovebirds : "I would like to ! Pay "

" bitttäschäään Einäään Momääänt. , let me know the penguin. " Bitttääää. Table 2 möchtäääää zahläääään! , "and he is washed direction bakery experience go. Let's see whether he is now a baker, deep looks into the Augäään!

The older the grouse Kassabon want to print table 2. But the cash spits nothing . As well, it's not open second table for It was also not because the could take my order and therefore contrary to the feeding spot.

So we get to the simple. " excuse dääär Häääärrr. My Kolläääääge is new and has to Bonnie vergääääässääään scheinbarrr. What habäään däär Häärr had? "

" a small brown and two muffins "-" Dankesääär , "pipes the Ludmilla typed everything in cash and presented 67 seconds later, the bill .

It makes € 4.56. I pay with a five and throw a generous " fit already. Thank you! "afterwards. The performance was worth the tip.

morning I order then a champagne breakfast and spendier a bakery round . When you pay I will say that I have already paid and that a Bonierfehler present.

In principle was true too!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Run Car With No Thermastat

Q314: Down-Dr-Jones index lost a massive

There you go, it's yes. This has mini-training camp the weekend paid off. The Down Dr-Jones index points today in the morning at the official weigh- a loss of 1.3 index points, representing the equivalent of a weight loss of 1.3 kg body mass.

The question now is: Is there muscle mass or fat ( Q311 ) gone down the drain?

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Overclock Q9550 On Maximus Ii Formula

Q313 makes boxing such as cycling

After our Old Men Fight Club on Tuesday nothing before the Boxing got (trainer has failed), and the subsequent replacement training on the barley juice to Fantastic Four (FRAFU, the chauffeur, Dr. Jones, the quality of civil servants) rather reserved (+300 g body mass) than thrown forward, has been replacement necessary.
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For this reason, the archaeologist and yesterday I took a private lesson the Schinder-Hannes. Schinder-Hannes, nome says it is, my trainer ( Q309) that should fit for me, "Beat the Jones ( Q299)". As of now, the archaeologist is in his boxing under contract.

















The boxing lessons was a good opportunity once to advance the position check, check out the new tooth protection to behold what the Jones and so on it has. have been his Vice national title 23 years ago in the featherweight could indeed chance.

When Moving I had great hope . When jumping rope then even less. When punching exercises only a bissal. Sparring then absolutely no more . Apparently, boxing is like cycling. You are not forgotten.

In Round 2, I was the first time in my young boxing career by Schinder-Hannes standing for the count. " 1-2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 Hands up! Look at me! Get out! "

So much for Vice champion by accident .

Monday, February 14, 2011

Movie Themed Flower Arrangements

Q311: Down-Dr-Jones index takes 0.6 kg of

Oops, that was not planned. Actually I wanted to remove 0.5 kg per week so that I reach my competition weight of 79kg as quickly as possible. And then this increased 0.6 kg in one week, 82.9 kg, the scale shows today in the morning. And when I weigh leave anything to chance.

poodle Ackert, freshly shaved, eaten anything, or drink anything. Even the chest hair is trimmed. They are at least 0.3 kg less. Shit, where the more comes to her body. And I'm last week before Sun gas given.

I knew that the weight of my Achilles heel is. sportln While I can till you drop - not often but often - but when the evening is in the kitchen a half Wurschbrot left of the children is from the brain.

Last week I was 3x the sheds weights, squash 1x, 1x sparring ( Q309 as much to 'Sport' til you drop! "). I was even 1x belly leg bottom. That with the Arschbackenanspannen I tell myself not because otherwise the Walker Group (Q297 ) accosts stupid. As much sport and accepted nothing.
That reminds me a
: muscles are heavier than fat . Eh clear. I have changed through the hard training fat into muscle! . Fits. That means I'm right on schedule, maybe even over it. This is celebrated.

Where is a Snickers ?

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Calories In A Smithfields Pork Barbecue Sandwich

Q310: In Hamburg, it started on the port road

Betsy, our Scrum board, is a true work of art . Divided into problem-Game and End-Game line, a date column know that the Pigs when code freeze and only pair programming is allowed to lurk a column in which the new stories to be addressed to be and of course the lines for the stories that are already in work.

All Developer write their tasks on yellow Post-It's and thus to pave the board. All of them? No, an insurgent St. Pauli fan, namely FRAFU, desires against them. Just as then in St. Paul all started with a squat in the Hafenstraße so too, he seized a line and there is Post-It's in the form of blue to 3.5-inch floppy disks. A custom-made he has ordered in America.

for 6 weeks Mosern the Scrum master and I get around because the blue slips of the Scrum board Feng Shui moderately make an end. Thus, the Feng-Shui Dragon not land on the board.

Our objection of "bringing the total The unrest on the board " because FRAFU goes by 8-track to the cheeks. "Lost's my Zeddln in Rua, the is a Ausdrugg meina Indiwidualidäd! ", is then always accepted as an answer from him by a". By nägstn moi moch is wegga "

The rest of the pack crying then, but no one would even think of doing something about it . No one? Right, no. At least're last Friday.

Yesterday 14:00 clock, the daily question and answer circle . Actually FRAFU's turn. But I pose the heretical question of the existence of schiachn blue paper. TheBoss do with immediately, and within a very short time, the pig farm in turmoil.

While the lords of creation are quickly overwhelmed with the discussion helpless , kill bill rises. resting in the center, celebrated for years by Stockfechterei , the long black hair plaited into a braid , she walks proudly like a Japanese samurai towards Scrum board.

While the rest of the troops foot monkey offers for sale, takes kill bill the FRAFUischen Post-It's from the table, settled by the blue schiachn Papierln, ripping it and the pieces in the trash throws with the words: " So now we would have done well! Who is next? "

said as once a famous Prussian writer:" The fact that the women have the last word rests mainly to the fact that the men run out of ideas! "

Then I drink one.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

House Trailer Bill Of Sale

Q309: Ready to face the alien

Kiss My Ass - The last time I really, really Dirty went to was in my first triathlon . 500 meter swim in a pond near Zwettl permanently with 400 other arms and legs have a connect . No air to breathe, more under water than on water. I thought that I would never do such a thing again.

Kiss My Ass - I have experienced anything like it again. This time, however, high-Zwettl Zwettl .

I thought that the first boxing sparring unit with Ms. Monk and her coach (aka now my coach) would be easier. I kind of thought to a bissal impact and step technique and then a little Sparring unit the end. And then THAT!

In principle, yes it has started well. skipping rope jumping and a few percussion exercises. Then an end to funny and the coach can get out of the sow. "And ? boxed Ever! "-" Yes, 28 years ago in the Disco "-" Aha. You and Jones want for your-can-only-give-a-go sparring over a distance of 3 rounds of 3 minutes. Do you have a idea of what that means? "-" Kloar, i geh Woide SÓGOR over 5 rounds Hehe! Wos soi scho be here? Can net worse ois fünfhundat Meta schwimma on his time! "

" All right. I would suggest then I'll show you what two minutes in boxing! "[Two minutes? Will I take the piss out of the?] If you say so. Certainly. Fang ma comfortable to hold. "

The cozy Exercise: A lap of 2 minutes. 30 seconds Pratzenschlagen with the coach, then 30 seconds sparring with Ms. Monk. This mixture two times = 2 minutes.

3-2-1 Here we go. Of course I'll show what I have on it and dresch what goes into the claws. Bam - Bam - left - right - left - right - Bam - Bam. " Los impact resistant! "I'll do him a favor, I'm not Lusche . In between, he attacks me with his claws and thrashes on the side of the upper arms . He likes. Not to me. The going's a question that I spend in 30 seconds and I do not notice Depp's purpose of. Are you Deppat , where the stars are her running over my eyes? Cycle? No pain, no pain! I can no longer hands gscheit keep up. Tüüüüt, 30 seconds are up. I think that was a hours, so shit's how I feel. " Monk's your turn! "

" Let the hands up, "yells the coach. " Mooonk! If he hands down he gives himself is to blame. you still beat . That's Boxing! Reaaaaaaaaaaaady to rumble ... "Thank God responds to the Monk slow and I can build in time to cover. I feel like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith at team wrestling with aliens . An alien with padded Klodeckeln sounds 8 hands up and out of the corner is the next Alien, feathery light in the legs and arms. It seems that I've

no feeling at all for the distance. OK, build double coverage. My cover is made of reinforced concrete Prussian . My Dad, the old spiked helmet, would be proud of the son of man. Since no Monk comes through.

shit, I mixed the concrete wrong . The Monk skin twice ansatzlos through my double coverage as if not to be there. Dad would disown me . Fuck, it hurt. I thought we had a deal that we propose only half the intensity ? And I can not fight back! Day before yesterday I saw a documentary on violence in marriage. It was But the violence emanating from women. Shit, my whole skull whistles. The tinnitus is currently the least of my problem. 30 seconds, could you imagine?

Tüüüüt, 30 seconds are over. Whaaat? Only a minute? The alien with the claws, of course, do not wait until I have the arms back up. Buff - Buff - Bamm - Bamm. Seems to me as if the 8 arms. With 2 arms may not be as fast and take anywhere. I felt his right paw on my arm at the same time, my ears and my forehead. Des's net.

Then again I may not hit. In fog I can make two raised claws. hidden Where of the other 6? " fixed, ," shouts the alien. I could not even have a turning and drinking Flascherl blow. Everything in me whistles. Breathing is hell. "I chew nimma. "-" Go on, go! Breathe, breathe! , "shouts the alien. I'm trying desperately between the mouth guard to suck air. This is net! Puff - Puff - doublet - doublet. " Schlaaaagen, strike. Left, right, go! "My strokes fizzle just before the clamps. The Alien moves with my body blows concrete cover down and then same again chimes to start in my ears.

Tüüüt, 30 seconds are over. " Monk, it's your turn! , "yells the aliens. The last 30 seconds. No pain, no pain. This time craps the Monk nothing and wait until I do not even have his hands up. Bamm - Bamm - Whoosh - Whoosh. Even shocked by the cross they gave me just poured out, comes out a faint " Tsswschuldigung " between their teeth protection . From Alien is only " Waaaaas jeeeeetzt waaaaar daaaaas. An apology? Next is well presented with a bouquet ? "No pain, no pain! There comes a time where I may strike back. Just wait. With cling I save myself over the distance. Tüüüüüt, finally, the last 30 seconds are over.

From an Alien comes: " So, mini-Klitschko. Which was 2 minutes. Now you know what comes to you. Want to really go over 5 rounds of 3 minutes? "

" Ahhhh Ahhhhh ... ... ... Iiiiich Iiiiich Ähhhhhh ... Ahhhhhh ... ... ... Ahhhhaaahhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "While I try to formulate a set of , takes the alien from the shock destruction. " So, short break. Then 2 rounds of 2 minutes. 30 I, 30 Monk. Monk must now beat combinations. "

" Ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! "

PS: To be a fight about 3 times to 3 minutes to train amateurs 14 hours. Per week! Our release manager would say, " 14 hours per weeeeek. Could you imagine? "So much for 3 x 5 minutes.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Tatouage Genitale Masculine

Q308: What is better than Paula?

82.3 kg. So much yesterday appear in the morning the scale . When I consider what I did yesterday as if last meal ( Q306) or stuffed into me is this OK. I was sure to scrape the 84 mark. Especially after the in-house Super Bowl Party .

was the toss at 00:30 even the first Burger (350kcal) and a Diet Coke matured and even during the first series of attacks I agreed with the Cheeseheads solidarity from Wisconsin and a cheeseburger (380kcal) the football gods sacrificed . Stand: 730kcal for me, 7-0 for Green Bay.

The first losing possession of the Pittsburgh Steelers was then celebrated with a chocolate pudding Paula (190kcal). Prize question: What is better than Paula? Right. Two Paulas. In order to bring the gods of Eierlaberls in Zugzwang I have done anything against chocolate-Paula-Paula loneliness and a second (190kcal) to slide. And the gods, it has apparently fallen. Green Bay is expanding its leadership . Me too. Stand: 1110kcal for me, 14:0 for Green Bay.

halftime . The Black Eyed Peas hit her in the keys, I'll get out on the next Burger (350kcal). The Coke Light fizzles calories Technically in Nirvana. Stand 1460kcal for me, still 21:10 for Green Bay. Ok, this is not fair. The boys are still in the cabin.

Pittsburgh makes it even more exciting times . A burger must be found. In the kitchen the bruzelt Putenfaschierte in the pan (turkey has fewer calories, but I can still do a Paula. Hehe, Q. you old fox!). Pittsburg produces a loss of the ball . I have a Cola Light loss. The brown liquid gives the parquet the right note. During the Pittsburgh quarterback really gets one to the face, I slide on the ground around and try with warm vinegar water to limit the damage. Shit, I think in the future, a carpet - of the stain covered - remember the Super Bowl XLV.

What's. Green Bay and I produce the final score . 1810kcal for me, 31:25 for Green Bay. The Packers had enough. Not to me. I go to overtime. The question is: What is better than two Paulas! Right. Three Paula .

Wow, 2000 calories in 4 hours. In this sense, a 82.3 kg Occasion .

Aerobics Thong Leotard

Q307: Pair testing with Tacko

The New ( Q298) has me today at the Daily Scrum represented.

1) What have you done since the last time?

Wuff

2) What are you going to do next time?

Wuff

3) What do you stand in the way?

Wuff

Thursday, February 3, 2011

How Much Is Drinks On The Princess Of Scandinavia

Q306: Thank God no bantamweight

Yesterday was again breakfast announced with Dr. Jones. The aging ex-boxing legend (clear who is meant, right?) And rising young star at the old Boxhimmel (even clear who is meant, right?) Had to rules for "Beat Jones work out. "

One thing was clear, the important thing is the weight class . The agreement was difficult. After a double dose of Ham & Eggs but we were united. We also make a bissal something against our swim rings, we have agreed to heavyweight . For the archaeologists say the 7kg off for me 4kg. 4 kg for me, this is hell. Double portions ham and eggs are taboo so in the future . Snickers ade , double-butter sandwiches companies ade , kebabs and baklava ( Q266 ) ade.

The distance It was even easier. 3 rounds of 3 minutes with one minute break. I wanted to go over twice the distance, but because of the Eat-the-ring dust control it is not matter anyway.

The Eat-de-ring dust control, we have agreed that after the first rainfall the show is over. In turn, the distance does not matter because the archaeologist latest in Round 2 is an equal and makes Dyson vacuums . Dyson is not the African American Ohrwaschlbeisser is meant by clerical error, but the vacuum cleaner brand in a class. There's then a new vacuum cleaner model : Dyson-Jones-500 Super Saugerl

Next Sunday is Super Bowl Sunday . Ie burgers and fries, chips and burgers, fries and chips, burgers and burgers. To drink, there's Miller, Miller and another Miller. Even at lunch is traditionally the start rise to the X-Golf-season . Well, there's jelly, nuts, and Miller. For me, the eating Technically a zero-sum game . The archaeologist swings that is also the iron will and destroy gummy bears, nuts and Miller.

fang On Monday, I then use the technical eating-competition preparations . That reminds me ...

... on Saturday I should perhaps again celebrate use and a big breakfast for a double portion Ham & Eggs. So to say the last meal .

I will call once the Jones. Because the zero-sum game.

Chronotherm Cm700 Forum

RP-Online: Article on Mirco

Mirco that parents are believers, was known to me. I myself have often times been praying for them. It's still a difficult time for them and I was the most important, that God protected - all around it.


Today I was pointed to an article that is absolutely worth reading and I do not hide from you. Above all, I am happy that God really respects her and very blessed! And while all involved. prevent

Here is the link to the article

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Is It Bad That I Got Sunburn On My Mole?

Q305 "KHG and super clean slate" is like "Oracle and Java" as "FRAFU and Windows"

After our Product Manager is indeed a Wiffzack , we will fall to release some of our modules to make smart-device compatible. For this reason, a new project has started. Code Name: SD goes Android.

last Friday at the business update has now TheBoss the project plan for the Smart Device project and presented for goggle eyes provided. I got the biggest Glubschis are planned but on closer inspection, a vast number of test days. Really. This is no Joke! The Release Manager would say: "Could you imagine ! 35 Days! "

nice that so many days are scheduled for testing. ugliness all the test activities in work packages with the ominous name Test and Documentation "packed. Documentation with the creation of user documentation is meant, and not the detention of test results. OK, the number of test days and give me grace I look over this faux pas.

Anyway. The testing of the software and creating the user documentation in a breath acts call themselves as "super white vest and KHG " as " Oracle and Java " as is "and Windows FRAFU . I hear tell already FRAFU: "Not everything that is lagging a comparison! "

upon closer examination of the project plan but then I fixed that, although a lot of testing is planned to test concepts for the aufscheint than a minute. Does this mean that we are testing without a plan?

No, of course this can not be. A short opposition at TheBoss vie Post-It and the case is scratched. In MS-Project is to create a new task via the Post-It-API is a breeze .

After Android a English village for me, must now, of course once the test object be sniffed at, so that the test manager knows where the Bartlett brings forth the new wine, or the location of Android, can take Robotium .

Nothing easier than that with FRAFU Yesterday I support the Android SDK on my Workstation running the accommodated and the famous "Hello World " come to life. O-Ton of Erzrapidlers " Why net take is equal to a gscheit Betriebssüstem? "Yes, yes, Franz, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Hello World is obviously not enough and so was the evening Android literature the bedtime.

Andorid Manifesto, Activity, Sandboxprinzip, Dalvik, Iceland, ... interesting ... Chrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ....

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Replacement Hyatt Shades

Q304: A different morning latte

So now that can even happen at all nothing more. My team "beat the Joneses" takes more concrete forms. After I had prepared so the Monk woman on her first triathlon, is now of course the retort . The ambition activist, the boxing for 2 years, has provided me the finishing touches explained in terms of Jab to give upper-cut and Co.. Jones will have infinite pain!

First, we were now in the World Fighters helmet and mouth guard . When you check helmet fit what I knew to come to me. I thought the foam pear feel nothing else. Forget it.

" set to settle it on the helmet one night while sleeping! "was the Tip the seller.

Yesterday in the morning then I'm awake with stiff neck . If the pad was the cause of it?

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Athletes Wear Any Underwear Under

Q303: The Railway Act of 1957

The best stories written by life, the very best, however, the ÖBB . Yesterday I had another close encounter of the other way with the Hacklergeregelten early retirees with 42nd

The train is always packed at 18:20. I hate these trains. About the time the most is going on and yet there's only short trains. When's loudspeaker: " This train is run as a short-stretch! " people will already hectic.

immediately jump to all in order to properly position the platform to and to have the same entry. Ready to rumble. There goes the Eduscho-bookkeeper just blithely the elbow like the Head of the MA will get hold of 666 of the seat in front of the Eduscho-aunt.

Old Zugfahrhasen as I know where they have to post on the platform.
  • first door, first compartment = subway stairs + 3 tiles to the left
  • second door, second compartment + 2 = end of second column to the right tiles
So it at least for the old trains. But only if the train also stops at the drawing short stretch. With the new seat, the inclined Will (aka Eduscho, MA aka 666, aka me) to include two tiles. Since the distances between the doors are in fact different. Has there who just said Monk?

The S7, so my route is the route to the airport . Since the trains are always packed, the short trains packed full. Most is the initial release. There, the people must be the magic formula (2 tiles left ...) do not know and just to enter last. But that's OK. I do not know in which tile I want at Hamburg Central Station needs. Threaded excreted!

So, as I said. Encounter of a different kind

The train is still packed. When you enter are the sized sardines. Including four passengers with Sombrero and large backpacks. Kledering driveway stopping place. The train driver tests the brakes. The masses come to trudln. One of sombreros flies horizontally in the emergency button. What does "holding" in English?

The emergency button begins to hum. Tüllü-Tüllü, Tüllü-Tüllü. Suddenly you hear the sonorous Voice of the attendant in the most beautiful ÖBB-German: " Wooos is? . No one feels responsible to answer. As well. If he would ask "¿Qué está pasando ", then yes. But with " Wooos is? "there is no cake win.

Therefore, a second attempt " Hello, nau waus is jetzta! . The sombreros wonder where the voice comes from looking to participate in questioning and understanding only station ... [ Estación ]

One of the present sardines mercy to respond and for the sombreros. "Excuse has them, as those who mistakenly touched the button!" - "Wos have mistakenly go the net! There's a problem? "-" No "-" down-Waarum druckns! Diaffns the net, is the vabotn "-" OK, we understand. It is all right! It was a mistake. "

" Wos have Vasehn ? Se diaffn the net "-" Why auwedaun Haum de Blombn "-" We do not have. Since no seal on it! "-" Se diaffn still druckn net! Unauthorized Use is punishable by law "-" I said I'm sorry! "-" What haast tuat lad, is the net! According to the 1957 Railway Put the alarm devices can only ... "

Another sardines, mixed type young shit-mi-nix , in and captures the radio telephone system " Heast rails-taxi driver. Waun same weidafoast Cumulative net vire and i moch as to run with your Eisenbaunagesetz! My heartly reception goes in and ana hoibn hour i am eh scho draun tschped! "

Since the puzzled rail taxi driver (aka drivers) responded by closing the doors and the train is in motion nothing came of the hoped everyday talk about the central question of the unauthorized use of the emergency button and the Railway Act of 1957 . What does that actually

inlet in English?

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Corporate 25th Anniversary Themes

Q302: "Schlag den Raab is dead long live" Beat Jones "

For "Hit the Jones " Yesterday I made the first preparations to show the archaeologists where Q. (aka the boxgott) lives. After so Lighning McQueen and Count Krolock ( Q290) still in my Muckibude the winter, I lay my training preparations in the garage. There, it is freezing cold, but Rocky has to Ivan Drago prepared in the garage .

Stopped 13 minutes it took me to the sandbag in the garage to hang on. After that, I have 17 minutes to the sand-filled Jones taught to fear, with clear after 3 minutes was the one of us has no chance .

Who is the I will not tell. Time will tell.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Pork Barbecue Sandwich Calories

Q301:" Always look at the bright sight of life "or" De Deppatn homs Gligg "

Last week, the train ride home. To my left sit two girls. straw Blonde , war paint and a lot sheet in the face. As it turns out, mom and daughter. Mama is young mom or dad become familiar with the secret of eternal youth. Let us call them simply Blondie-Blondie-young and old and use a cliché.

A cliché?

reads Blondie-old one of these Open Source newspapers that lie at the station are free but not free! Blondie-Jung plays with cell phone and send SMS. That makes it more often, it shows.

Suddenly the Lady Gaga ringtone signals in complete volume of an incoming SMS on mobile phone by Blondie-Jung. A "Who issn the scho wida! , "followed by a check of the SMS. Big eyes cheer, then a " Des pock i net. Mama, i picked kwunna. DO is daas i fünftausnd raised to € at Preisauschreibn kwunna. And i Something Going ruafen soi! "

Blondie-old wants to know what was the contest, which in turn Blondie-Jung does not matter:" Wöcha Preisausschreibn? Des waaaaaas i net, some to the hoid. Oba des is ma damn! "The Crown Prince would say:" shit talk! "

Blondie-old is outraged:" kidding! How you do talk with mia? So Red ma ned with Seina Mutta! "

My counterpart - older man, gray-flecked type teacher with accurate neat mustache - look at me and rolls her eyes. We both know who wins there really. the entire train compartment know who really wins.

Blondie-Jung calls back and hangs estimated 8 minutes (= 3 train stations S7 - Rennweg to Central Cemetery = 3 x 3.99 €) in the hold to the music of Monty Python's "Always look at the bright sight of life "and a recorded voice:" An engineer will call after the release of the next line. Place it in a renewed call is ranked new and extended the wait! "Who believes it. It

who really registers at the other end. " Yes, I have received an SMS that I have won!" - "Really? That's great. "-" Yes, of course! Blondie Doe, Doe Strasse 34, 9999 Model City "-" No, I did not. But my mother. Moment, I ask. "-" Mama, I need dei Kontonumma . Duat wiad of Göd übawiesn hi! "

I think, now would be education announced. But the well-kept mustache akurat is faster. "Ma'am they should not do that. This is pure rip off . They are the money never see. For this I am sure that then money abgebu from her account ... "

The teacher is not finished yet, as he travels Blondie-old verbally with the ass face:" Des ina goes to shit aun . [What would say now the heir apparent?] Kimman Sat se eiganen to ihnan dirt. Since envy is a dog, göö? "

Blondie-old pulls out the card account , Blondie-Jung announced the account number. " How long will this take?" - "Aha. That long? Well, never mind. What I actually won contests? "-" Aha, from privacy reasons say? Does not matter anyway. I'm still looking forward. "

The moral of this Gschicht?

Dork Blondies does not exist.

Friday, January 21, 2011

How To Split 75 Mg Lyrica Capsules

Q301: Instructions overvalued

before yesterday I got the Wii tennis broke the sound barrier 1900 *. At 2000 the end of the flagpole is . After I made up my 2011 more sports have to make - in addition to boxes ( Q299) - I have to reduce the Christmas holiday used my tennis handicap. Will read: earn points.
















My net play is like now that of a rubber wall . To me, nothing comes by, and everything comes back precisely. Left - Right - Left - Right - Right (.! Play Ha, deppata computer against the direction he does not know he just has no brain stem)

How on impact the Fastball get together I have been on it. Just take the ball at the highest point. Kawumm, as once Roscoe Tanner. A bissal googln and the note was found. But I sure do not read instructions has as proposed kill bill.

read instructions? Men not read these unnecessary Papierfetzn. We get to run things so. We do not ask for directions. We find out too! We are Incarnate Navis. "No treasure that you will not exit. Next we need to get out, or the next one! Or we're already over! A detour does not matter, I have a full tank anyway! "

For years, we can at home with our Recorder only record the current program. " the treasure is no different with the recorder. Believe me! "

Since yesterday we can do it all.

My wife namely a System Update made. It has opened page 3 of the instructions, the wiring diagram studied and then reconnected something!

Now we can look at the ZDF Inspector Barnaby while the recorder records the ARD at the current gym.

I love my wife.

And they also feel safe. has

* But what I brought in yesterday's "Double or Nothing" with FRAFU nothing. In the truest sense of the word. Instead of 32 liver dumpling soup won, lost plane 16. I would have to pay the 16 already have won. Now I know where my daughter has the ( Q218).

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Stiletto Stepped On Broken

Q300 are: employee motivation, a different way

Since Tuesday ( Q298) I've got a new colleague in Testautomationsprojekt.Tacko (Serbian, the dots, 4 years, Parson Jack Russell Terrier). Today, employee motivation was announced.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

How Can I Wear A Pearl Tampon

Q299: "Steirabluad is Nudlsuppn ka" or "Why I Hate Michael J. Fox '

Last Sunday, Crunch Time ( Q297). I'll miss the kick-off. The Batmobile will not start, the BatBatterie has departed this life. Does the silver arrow (aka Renault Scenic, family car) change. Quarter past nineteen I entered the Championsbar. Dr. Jones and the driver are already in Polonaisestimmung . The coyotes have already pre-fired. Ready to rumble.

skewered mini-burgers, Maxi-Burger, fries and a bottle of red Zwickl a wine master the table. My finger on the bottle replies with the taxi driver: " Waor heid at Heirigs - i Waun now a Bia tringg down-wire Wed bridle!" - "Woo is mitn aunehma ( Q297 )" - "Bin voi here, last Wochner alcohol de kan kan Wochner Spuart! Voi in the plan. "

A look through the bar confirmed the expected: surplus of men. The traditional Kicker Rankings has no type of "world class "on, not even" International class "here. Well, maybe later.

We ring a round 2 with Miller, as is suddenly Wagman at the table and grins: " Grias custody, it Pfeiffn. Woater it scho imma Sun schiach? Long nimma Gseng! "He is right of the Sweatman. Since a woman has mercy on him, he makes only to Romeo and Juliet . When leaving the home to go to work only in order to do the shopping or take the garbage down. He immediately occurs to me verbally in the eggs : "He Zweagenkenig WOAST on Bjutiualaub in Ungaan and host the streckn Lossner? I picked gwusst daas because Harry is blad, oba dast you a scho thou art a Fettsogg. Meina Söö! "The Bloodhound Gang

eyes the boar. The voltage increases. Which of the dog pisses him first to his leg? It is Dr. Jones revenge of the low blow to the alpha male : "Are you still Woo you do? Is the Lädneidschopping Hofer the long night of landfills dast, wegga Deaf by daham? " Late-night shopping at the Hofer ? Baueeeehhh that pulls. Even the table next to us from slapping high-five terms. Wagman can barely hold back the tears. He can sit still with us.

Once the women understand has been left out all the old boys' meeting ( Q292) ("Hob vaschprochn my Schatzii that ..."), so we gave him removed from the Member ID card. Apparently he now wants to have the coveted cloth again.

After half an eternity in which we send Wagman verbally through the hell is all good again and the hetero must pay the next round. Apparently he has a bladder problem . Runs every 10 minutes on the double zero. If the bladder is a dwarf or sent the SMS from Love ceramic chair ?

Wagman just ordered his x-th Miller as I bring the ball rolling. "He Derrick Wizard, how does it look like? boggsn go I go with? "The driver is immediately hooked . " am in the process of Woide i eh scho imma tuan! Bissal Schparring, bissal Schpringschnuaschpringa. "

The archaeologist will participate :" Take with mid "-" Di mitnehma? Oida, please. Tschouns, is the waus füa Männa. You rinsing suachn weida in Saundkosten and Stana tua! "What follows is a DDoS attack on our frontal lobe. The quatscht 5 minutes continuously forward to. We ignore him and place the kicker rankings present Hennen on. The counter bitch is now slipped to second place. The new number one gets from me a "world class ," the driver sees only the " expanded group," Vote with Wagman not because he has a moral obligation to his treasure. Dr. Jones, usually the first to keep the score boards in the higher power on offense.

After countless "Take mi with? "attempts to bounce off our frontal lobes, and also Einschleimerei in the form of free-Miller does not help, Jones reaches for the Swiss army knife in terms of" I am the greatest! "and leaves a McFly launched.

" Scheinboa're a cowardly pig (aka McFly) and dare the net. Host Aungst the di ana breaded with schparring? "That's net. It's always about who is the strongest , who is the fastest , who is the bravest who has the greatest. Dr. Jones knows that there is only one. Nevertheless, he does precisely this

Jones who the fish cleaning verreißt the cross. With: " Tschounes, ka problem. With dia schparr i Jeda time! , "I take the McFly.

" Haund it. 5 rounds, á 3 Minutn with head protection! , "barks the archaeologist on the table," infinite Schmeazn wiast hom! "We submit to us the paw and seal the match with a score for number 1:" Schiache Nosn, maximum in view . The driver agrees, in my corner with the to wachln towel. Immediately, the roles. I'm Rocky Balboa , Jones is Ivan Drago .

The next ten minutes, gives a lecture on Jones jab, hand percussion, Upper-Cut, Jab , liver hooks and short ribs. We also learn that he was in his youth Styrian runner in the class up to 71kg. Styrian runner! Could you imagine? Styrian runner.

While Dr. Jones step and punch combinations performed at the bar, I curse the type of the script for "Back to the Future" written and created McFly added.

I also ask myself as I come back from this shit out. But that is another story.

Belkin F6d4050 N150 V2 Wireless Usb Driver Ubuntu

Q298: Have I gone to the dogs?

for the test automation project, I got a new temporary colleagues. The first working day he has spent his to inspect the workplace. Long ago, at least to have students for it, I get a 2 year old male. I shit on it!

Who reads these books please?


Ah, the new Java magazine
Ah, 22-inch screen. ..