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Q301:" Always look at the bright sight of life "or" De Deppatn homs Gligg "

Last week, the train ride home. To my left sit two girls. straw Blonde , war paint and a lot sheet in the face. As it turns out, mom and daughter. Mama is young mom or dad become familiar with the secret of eternal youth. Let us call them simply Blondie-Blondie-young and old and use a cliché.

A cliché?

reads Blondie-old one of these Open Source newspapers that lie at the station are free but not free! Blondie-Jung plays with cell phone and send SMS. That makes it more often, it shows.

Suddenly the Lady Gaga ringtone signals in complete volume of an incoming SMS on mobile phone by Blondie-Jung. A "Who issn the scho wida! , "followed by a check of the SMS. Big eyes cheer, then a " Des pock i net. Mama, i picked kwunna. DO is daas i fünftausnd raised to € at Preisauschreibn kwunna. And i Something Going ruafen soi! "

Blondie-old wants to know what was the contest, which in turn Blondie-Jung does not matter:" Wöcha Preisausschreibn? Des waaaaaas i net, some to the hoid. Oba des is ma damn! "The Crown Prince would say:" shit talk! "

Blondie-old is outraged:" kidding! How you do talk with mia? So Red ma ned with Seina Mutta! "

My counterpart - older man, gray-flecked type teacher with accurate neat mustache - look at me and rolls her eyes. We both know who wins there really. the entire train compartment know who really wins.

Blondie-Jung calls back and hangs estimated 8 minutes (= 3 train stations S7 - Rennweg to Central Cemetery = 3 x 3.99 €) in the hold to the music of Monty Python's "Always look at the bright sight of life "and a recorded voice:" An engineer will call after the release of the next line. Place it in a renewed call is ranked new and extended the wait! "Who believes it. It

who really registers at the other end. " Yes, I have received an SMS that I have won!" - "Really? That's great. "-" Yes, of course! Blondie Doe, Doe Strasse 34, 9999 Model City "-" No, I did not. But my mother. Moment, I ask. "-" Mama, I need dei Kontonumma . Duat wiad of Göd übawiesn hi! "

I think, now would be education announced. But the well-kept mustache akurat is faster. "Ma'am they should not do that. This is pure rip off . They are the money never see. For this I am sure that then money abgebu from her account ... "

The teacher is not finished yet, as he travels Blondie-old verbally with the ass face:" Des ina goes to shit aun . [What would say now the heir apparent?] Kimman Sat se eiganen to ihnan dirt. Since envy is a dog, göö? "

Blondie-old pulls out the card account , Blondie-Jung announced the account number. " How long will this take?" - "Aha. That long? Well, never mind. What I actually won contests? "-" Aha, from privacy reasons say? Does not matter anyway. I'm still looking forward. "

The moral of this Gschicht?

Dork Blondies does not exist.