Wednesday, December 29, 2010

What Does An Oragsm Feel Like]

Q295: make room for new

I love it between Christmas and New Year working. Since no one bothers you at work, there's trousers dead at the Scrum board. No yellow paper cape. That enables the fingers of Pigs Betsy .

In Technical Operations Department two Doozer keep watch if our systems to give up the ghost Infrastructure standard. Two, so not a single depression gets.

In Development is ready to kill bill floor at foot if the standard application Doozer up the ghost. If kill bill Something Moderately gives up the ghost I am ready to ask the bear or to buy a ticket to Kiribati and to give heels .

Now I finally have time all the todos in the form of yellow notes, Outlook or lubricating Todos notes lying around with me, wegzuarbeiten. IKEA would say, " Make way for progress! "and all the junk to throw out the window.

















The whole junk tends to accumulate over the year, but is never really moved in the first place, win now important.
  • "He Q., times when you inquire what UTEST crowd testing costs,"
  • "He Q. afraid, but once an offer for a Requirements Workshop for the Pigs,"
  • "He Q. I need a test environment soon be time for Firefox and IE 4 Beta 9 Beta. Did we somewhere also an IE 6 "
What is so beautiful in Bestsellers " Simplify your Life? ":" Do not go with legacy into the new year! "

So a best-seller is not without reason a bestseller.

The first 9 "Q. He," are weggearbeitet quickly. Any todos that have done long ago by and even before then under which none of the client more screams. In most cases, I was the principal.

Mnemonic:

You have to sit by the river long enough, eventually your enemy float by ... ... ähhhhh Todo

Frederick III, aka Papa Maximilian was the last knight, a sitting trot.. . The old Habsburg has been eating even wars.

The other "He Q." are at 15:15 clock snow from yesterday. That is time to celebrate the evening. Will read: "call it a day! After Work party started! "

I'll get my after-work party ticket from the top desk drawer and discover a very important" Q. Hey, I need ASAP times ... "Post-It

Hmmmmmmmm! ASAP? As soon as possible is not a testable requirement and therefore a matter of opinion.

OK soon, is what turned into tomorrow. Tomorrow is another day so in the old year.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

How Long Have I Had Chlamydia

Q294: What a step in the pig unit

When Geburtstagsfestl our company ( Q263) had I first contact with readers of my blog which I have never written. So to say fans.

New for me was the fact that I speak to people on my blog, which I do not know personally. Pride comes easier in my mind. To Book Fair I'm not sure, and a state of the debate as I solve Sarrazin also, but for 35 units sold, it was enough. 20 friends, acquaintances, work colleagues have bought the book and 15 unknowns. 15 unknown !

"Hi-i-am-the-Release Manager" would say: " Could you imagine? Fifteen Books! "

I am therefore still on the way to my 7th Glass of apple juice because I have a listen: "I stand to your blog. As I was the first time attention to your blog I've read about 100 posts in a Flushed , I was so taken with it. Up by 4 clock in the morning I've read. Was hard but it paid off! The nicknames are chosen as appropriate. And the characteristics of individual aptly identified. kill bill if they pay attention to the linguistic accuracy . Or jet when he Hirnwichst on disk access times and MIG pilot when he repaired his PC. To roar! "

shit I do not know the type, where knows as much about the company? So much so there is no internal inside. I try always not to divulge too much anyway. Sure, by a bissal investigative effort, you'll see on Twitter, Facebook, Xing and co to me. So to say dragnet in the Social Media area. This is by design. People want to find the guy behind Q. What else can find him. But they have to work a little. There is nothing for nothing.

One look at his name tag provides clarity. Andi P., once developers in the holy Fraggleshallen. When farewell from the company he has given each time a small Fraggle plush bear . This is the bear to talk to a developer if he thought the in a circle be Code Kata drives him to a white heat, or has simply added to the Coding blindness. A conversation with the bear enough and the brain courses are back on line.

I've always been quite envious because I'm not a bear and I must hold myself to the moose my son, or a plastic bag . A., of course, carefully read my blog know this ( Q79). And what the?

The attacks in his pocket pulls out the last bear then purchased the series. " Since this is the last bear. I bought it for me, but I think he is better off with you! I give it to you! "

Wowww a Originalbär, what a day, what a step in the pig unit . set 2008 as the chicken was allowed to listen to the Daily Scrum is that I am now a fully fledged Fraggles-pig. My job, my notebook, my bear.

Life can be so beautiful.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

How Often Can You Give Double Red

Q293: Even Betsy has a

Last week I was finally able to come back to the solid test. Had to see what can Canoo Webtest . This is an open-source testing tool with the HTTP requests can be tested. FRAFU, our security development Oberschweinbach need this in the processing and review of the requests are controlled by Webtest on ANT tasks , ideal for testing as part of Contignous integration.

I've long been the tool installed on my workstation because I have it evaluated for test automation project . So I listen to the requirement of FRAFU and then be on your way.

take Without much ado I an existing test script, change the name, punch a few steps test out because I do not need. At least not at first glance. First of all, the most basic: related to URL building.

Eh clear the Connect does not work. error message: Can not connect

!

Why not? This has already got everything working . Well, hush brings blundering's net. As the grandpa always said so beautifully: "Ned huddln from huddln kumman de Kinda! "

Well Grandpa, we do it properly. Put new directory to copy the files over and continue editing going on it.

The log file reports I must first make a INVOKE. One look and it is clear. Doofi. When optimizing test step, I have the most important optimized away. Ok, nothing is easier than this Invoke install, run script again, almost the same error message .

No Invoke found!

OK. What does "No Invoke found!" I have invoked. Schaust you from there.









Perhaps the changes are not saved ? Save, reboot, again no results. Somehow the whole thing stinks. Maybe I have not been enough to the SAVE button is pressed. Put all my energy in pressing the SAVE button. The mouse in my right hand quitscht like a real thing.

Script still start times. And? Shit, it complains again instead of the no Invoke place. Deppat script Deppat . It will annoy me. In line 14, I'll do the Invoke the required URL. full tool box .

After I'm already busy for longer than 15 minutes by troubleshooting, and in principle there is only bare activism, I simply tell the bear ( Q79) My grief. Since our 10-year celebration, I'm so was a similar Plush pastor.

Yes, that's right. I've been promoted to the rank . I am a complete pig Development, is a coding sow. A soft toy is like a knighthood . I like to knighthood ... err ... the Bears have come - it is a original Bear - I'll tell another time.

Just this: Glory Hunter, our living Remedy Adapter and our Apache chief from southern Sweden have no bears. Not even a wrong one. Even Betsy, our SCRUM panel has, so a silent party in the form of a plush pig. So much for Ranking .

So I take the Bears and tell him my troubles.

" listening to old Swede. I have created in an existing directory files. This then opened and edited. Then I start it and get an error message.

reasons of clarity, but then I create a new directory, copy the files to it and edit it there. Since I do everything right, like this is as in the tutorial.

Then I start again the files from the old directory and ... ...

old directory?
"


Ah, shit. Idiot. I edit the files from the new directory, but the start from the old ! Clear that my Invoke does not work ...

Am I glad that I have a furry Kummer number have I can call.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Universal Smart Charger Schematic

Q292: If you are late to punished by life! If you come too early, too!

Yesterday was re-Altmänner brunch announced. Dr. Jones, the old archaeologist has loaded to the XMAS-breakfast in our breakfast favorite cafe. Wagman and the favorite of all mothers ( Q49) are present. Now that the girls for they have pity there are of course only the slipper department . Poor pigs. Can the house only to the dustbin or leave the basket in his hand.

For Big-Harry-get-even-by-the-car and me, the event is a must- date. Derricks driver is already sitting at the table and frying the present ground stewardesses on. Although yesterday Christmas was announced, he is full of the juice. " The power department was present yesterday, so a zero sum game! "

My" What's new? "answered the Erzviolette " Haha, raised the Kwetters de Austria 18 nooch rinsing stengan fuure the greannen Wappler. Since schiache Green is a ma Kistner schüdig red wine! "The following" As an archaeologist kummt späta! means "we order breakfast . Those who are late are punished by life! If you come too early, too!

curves with 30 minutes delay archaeologist around the corner. Dredge the sand runs hit on the full program. He pushes the pram with his daughter into the restaurant and shows the little girl as her Vettel the trophy after the World Cup.

And it works. The driver and I, well so far his race have immediately the short straw and be added in the second row back. The girls from the operating staff and elevate the come in the years Jung Papa immediately. Big-Harry and I cook inside. The distortion is !

I will immediately take part in the Glamour, the little take up and make " Wulli, shahar, Kill, Kill " and the whole reportoire. The ground stewardess goutieren that with Herzln in the eyes. The little girl thinks

in my arm to the opposite and starts to roar . I quickly hand over the baton the dad. The stupid Wuchtl the driver will be punished with a Sta-Scheissa-Koarl ( Q49) and a high-five between me and Dr. Jones. Muahhhaaaa.

Dr. Jones always stays the same (Ham and Eggs from 3 eggs), and although he studied 15 minutes the menu. " they know what they get?" - "No, I have to look " - "You know what they get?" - "No, I have to look " - "You know what they get? "-" No, I still have look! "-" Do they know what they get? "-" No, I have to look! "

My proposal in July to the Hamburg Kiez-cross-Open golf uphold the Burlington, is a brief but vehement" Ka time "wiped off the table. "In July i am three weeks mountain biking in Mongolia since! . At sporting events makes Dr. Jones not joking. The moves really three weeks in the summer around in the steppe .

The archaeologist asks after the health of Count Krolock and Lightning McQueen ( Q290) and I tell the story that I am at 03:00 clock in the morning "on the Goschn chews hod" as I once again the porcupine had captured. The finding that this would be easy - because I Goschn consisted of 90% - bringing the present ground stewardess laugh

After 90 minutes, we explain the event was over.. We agree on the next date yet, " NFL - Playoffs in three weeks. First Wildcard Game, Kick Off at the Marriott in the sports bar. The driver allocates the table! Look ma Wagman times if allowed to wear for 3 hours the trash down "

When leaving the restaurant quatscht me to a ground hostess". You two are so sweet with your little ones. I find it brave that you yourselves comes across! "

We come out? What the aunt probably think?

Friday, December 10, 2010

If The Company Has Letterhead Paper,you Should

long, long time ago ...

and I must say, Christmas is ...

yes now I have already quite a while not to speak. Yes, I'm still alive! :), The time in the past months I hardly play, as very much has happened ... The wedding preparations are in full swing and the first child is already on the way to think ... well some. Isses are not. : P

I'm happy if a bit of normality back stop off and regulate all things bit by bit.

I realize more and more what God has given me and I'm so excited for the wedding! But I am also looking forward to when everything is over ... it's super easy to regulate much and the time is always scarce.

Now comes the first time Christmas. I had long seen a flaming Christmas wreath and'm really happy about it. Well ... the candles. Not the wreath. more details are

Sun's not:) Wishing you a Merry Christmas

n and blessed new year!