Q310: In Hamburg, it started on the port road
Betsy, our Scrum board, is a true work of art . Divided into problem-Game and End-Game line, a date column know that the Pigs when code freeze and only pair programming is allowed to lurk a column in which the new stories to be addressed to be and of course the lines for the stories that are already in work.
All Developer write their tasks on yellow Post-It's and thus to pave the board. All of them? No, an insurgent St. Pauli fan, namely FRAFU, desires against them. Just as then in St. Paul all started with a squat in the Hafenstraße so too, he seized a line and there is Post-It's in the form of blue to 3.5-inch floppy disks. A custom-made he has ordered in America.
for 6 weeks Mosern the Scrum master and I get around because the blue slips of the Scrum board Feng Shui moderately make an end. Thus, the Feng-Shui Dragon not land on the board.
Our objection of "bringing the total The unrest on the board " because FRAFU goes by 8-track to the cheeks. "Lost's my Zeddln in Rua, the is a Ausdrugg meina Indiwidualidäd! ", is then always accepted as an answer from him by a". By nägstn moi moch is wegga "
The rest of the pack crying then, but no one would even think of doing something about it . No one? Right, no. At least're last Friday.
Yesterday 14:00 clock, the daily question and answer circle . Actually FRAFU's turn. But I pose the heretical question of the existence of schiachn blue paper. TheBoss do with immediately, and within a very short time, the pig farm in turmoil.
While the lords of creation are quickly overwhelmed with the discussion helpless , kill bill rises. resting in the center, celebrated for years by Stockfechterei , the long black hair plaited into a braid , she walks proudly like a Japanese samurai towards Scrum board.
While the rest of the troops foot monkey offers for sale, takes kill bill the FRAFUischen Post-It's from the table, settled by the blue schiachn Papierln, ripping it and the pieces in the trash throws with the words: " So now we would have done well! Who is next? "
said as once a famous Prussian writer:" The fact that the women have the last word rests mainly to the fact that the men run out of ideas! "
Then I drink one.
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